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20 February 2007 @ 05:26 pm
Today while I was sitting around being evil, I decided to steal a copy of Twilight Princess from the general store. Though I guess it's not really stealing if the owner's already dead. Anyway, I started playing it (on the GC... :( I have to go to Kakariko to get a Wii, and I don't feel like wreaking havoc there right now) and...

LINK TURNS INTO A WOLF.

ROTFLMAO
 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
15 February 2007 @ 06:47 pm
Alright, Zelda, I talked to a counselor about my outburst last night and I would like to apologize for my actions. I seem to have some deep-seated personal issues that cause me to engage in attention-seeking behavior. I think, anyway. I killed the guy when I was done with him so I guess I'll never know. Damn. Will you ever forgive me?

In other news, the Redeads have moved in. They like to sing a lot. I'm trying to learn the piano now so I can join in!
 
 
15 February 2007 @ 01:54 am
Man, so when is Link coming back? I'm really bored. Nabooru's been on my back about all the raping and pillaging. She thinks I'm cheating on her. I kind of am... WITH MYSELF

Damn, I turn me on.
 
 
Current Mood: boredbored
 
 
15 February 2007 @ 01:50 am
Hey, so check out my new userpic. I'm a man now! I look really deep too, but I'm actually just stoned out of my mind.
 
 
Current Mood: drunkdrunk
 
 
15 February 2007 @ 01:30 am
HAY GUYZ I JUST TOOK OVER HYRULE
 
 
Current Mood: excitedexcited
 
 
 
15 February 2007 @ 01:27 am
Okay, so Link just got sealed into the Sacred Realm. What am I supposed to do now? I guess the logical solution would be to dress up as a guy and have gender-reassignment surgery... just so you guys know.
 
 
15 February 2007 @ 01:24 am
Link, WTH is this?